Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants is on Nick. Some

people think that the show is just for younger kids,

but really, teenagers watch it a lot too. Why?

Because. He's yellow, he has squarepants, and he

lives in a pineapple. No other is like Spongebob.

Spongebob is awesome...I mean seriously, you

can't hate Spongebob!

 

Patrick Star. He's Spongebot's best friend. The    

fact that he acts so retarded makes him really

funny. Like the Campfire Song. It's pretty

gross that he stuffs food in his bellybutton but

you know what? Ohhhhhh well.

Squidward Tentacles. He's the more sensible

one, I guess. But he's always a downer. And

the flue playing? My goooosh! They could

have at least given him an instrument that he

could actually play...smh. And he doesn't

even do his job right! Actually, I take that

back. Because the one time he was actually

nice, Mr. Krabbs told him that his
job was to serve the krabby patties and insult
the customers. Positive? Well all the times he

gets annoyed at Spongebob and Patrick and

yells at them, they get more obnoxious so I

guess he's okayyy.

Eugene Krabbs aka Mr. Krabbs. Owner of

the Krusty Krab. His obsession with money

is weird...how could squidward "accidentally"

stuff a oversized dime in his pants??? And I

used to think that Mr. Krabbs sang the theme

song but Alicia told me it was some other guy.

Patrick something. Not Patrick the star.
Because if it was him, they would have to remix

his voice and stuff. Also, how come Mr. Krabb's

daughter is a whale?? That just doesn't make

sense. I mean, crabs can't hook up with whales,

right? Or maybe it was some other creature that
when mixed with a crab, made a whale!! WOW

Spongebob is educational too!

I think her name is Pearl, and I wasn't going to

include her but now, she's like a science experiment.

Well, she's a whale. And somehow, she's Mr. Krabb's

daughter....she tries to be a cheerleader and practically

sits on the Krusty Krab everytime she's there. And she

likes small, skinny fish named Herman, which is a very
ugly name...but that episode where Mr. Krabbs had to

jack food from people's houses to feed her was funnyy.

Mrs. Puff. Okay, she's the boating instructor, and it's

funny because Spongebob drives her crazy, literally.

I think she has anxiety problems now because of

Spongebob. Like, in-need-of-therapy problems.
Like the time when Mr. Krabbs went to her house
with Spongebob to take her on a date. When she
saw Spongebob she was like, "I need to call my

insurance company." and I was like, woooooow.

I think she's a blowfish because Mrs. Puff blows up
everytime she gets excited. Her husband's death
was so sad........

Sandy Cheeks. She's a squirrel from Texas. She's cool

all with the karate chopping in kicking Bikini

Bottom's butt, but I hate her accent. I don't

mind the light accents, but the deep or otherwise

fake western accents are really annoying to me.

So Sandy is just on the line. And the episode

where Spongebob was like, "I remember the

day me and Sandy got maaarried." I was

shocked until I saw it was a play. Because

I thought squirrels used sponges as their chew

toy.........

Plankton. He's Mr. Krabb's arch enemy,

always trying to steal the secret formula.

And he runs the Chum Bucket, a wannabe

restaurant. Spongebob has stepped on him

sooooo many times and he's always flicked

off by Mr. Krabb, yet he dreams of world

domination. Does it make sense? No. But

nothing does.

Consider this a critique on Spongebob Squarepants, the show.

Honestly,

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