My Bipolar Name Changing

Throughout the year of 2009-2010, I've constantly changed my name. And for some reason, no one understands. So, I'm going to clear it up. Right now.

We're gonna start from my real name.


Olivia

meaning: olive tree

-Olivia is a nice name. That's what my mother named me.

But I don't want 'O' to be my first initial. (I like 'Alivia'

better) And the book about Olivia the pig was bad enough.

Then they made it a show on Nick Jr. So while I was in the

computer lab in Mass Comp, Alicia and I found a site called

thinkbabynames.com so everyone started changing their

names. Alicia changed hers to Alyssa, Krystal changed hers

to Kristabelle, I think Julie became Jolie, Kelsey became

Chelsey, Makenna became Madonna, and I know we did

one for Bethany too, but I sorta forgot. Sorry, Bethany...and

so at first I changed mine to Olivette, but it was just all wrong

and stuff so I went with Lexi. Everyone said there was no 'Lexi'

in 'Olivia'. YES. There is. It's the 'L' in 'Olivia'.

Lexi

meaning: protector or defender

-Lexi sounded like a pretty good name at the time. And the

'L' was pretty because the 'exi' part looked nice on top of the

bottom L line. Basically, I liked how it looked. It was

okay, but no one really accepted it and some guys in seventh

period (I think it was Femi and Irshaad) said it was a stripper

name. And the 'ie' part at the end is for cheery, happy people.

Like Amy or Dorie or Sally. So I made a slight change at the end.

Lexus Honda Ford Car Lady

meaning: lexus honda ford car

-At first it was just Lexus. But then Alicia told me that there

was a car called the Lexus so she started calling me Lexus

Honda Ford Car Lady. At first, I was in denial, but then

I realized something very important. It was catchyyyyy.

So I use that name on my blog. Because it's different. And

you're not gonna find another Lexus Honda Ford Car Lady

unless you take it in a different way. Like if you grow up

and go looking for a car and a lady tries to sell you a Lexus

Honda Ford Car.............

Peanut Butter n' Jelly Sandwich

meaning: peanut butter n' jelly sandwich

-.................I don't know. It sounded cool at the time so

I started using that name until I found out that it was already

"taken". Which I still don't think is fair. You can't just go,

no that's my name, when you're still having people call you

by your real name....smhhhhh people these days. Actually,

I don't even remember who it was.......

Kairamelle

meaning: caramel

-Well I spelled it differently to be original, but it is

basically came from caramel. I briefly liked it during

bus call. But that's technically taken too because one of

Karah's nicknames is 'Karamel' so I took the courtesy

of changing again.

Karvelle

meaning: a NY icecream store

-Okay that's my alternate name on Facebook. It's

based on the ice cream store called 'Carvel', that

I was hoping no one knew about since it was in

NY and we were in GA......but apparentely they did.

I'm not a fattie, and I'm not obsessed with food. It's

jusst that a lot of junk food have cute names. So I

don't know, maybe I'll go back to Lexus. I'm going

through name puberty lol.......don't comment on that.

So that is the story of my name transition.  

Honestly,

Lexus Honda Ford Car Lady